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John Hodgman

John Hodgman's
Radio Consuelo

Originally Broadcast on WMFO-Medford, MA, 1988-1989

TAPE 1: ÒMFOÓ air date 10/88;

Gimcrack Radio: Real Audio or MP3 (1:54)

End of Tom WaitsÕs ÒPutnam County;Ó 17 year old Hodgman starts talking. Sounds as though a lump of phlegm is stuck in his throat. Note first use of meaningless phrase Ògimcrack radio for the plaid continentÓ and self-produced cart drop-in stolen from an album of old radio serials.

Untidy Studio: Real Audio or MP3 (1:49)

Captain Midnight drop-in, then Hodgman, sounding like Pauly Shore via Truman Capote, criticizing the studio for being untidy. What a rock and roll character is this Hodgman. Threatens to actually play more Tom Waits.

Almost Cool Drop-in: Real Audio or MP3 (:41)

ÒPopsicle PeteÓ the strangest old radio drop-in ever. Plus, a seamless segue into a song by the Lounge Lizards, during the brief period that Hodgman was almost cool. He later manages to pronounce the word "lounge" with nine syllables. What a boob he is.

ELECTRO HYPNO Drop-in: Real Audio or MP3 (:26)

Old radio drop-in: ÒTHE ELECTRO HYPNO MENTALOPHONEÓ (!!!) The one saving grace of this evil recording.

Phony Hip Taste: Real Audio or MP3 (:55)

David Byrne song ends, thus confirming HodgmanÕs absolutely typical and unsurprising phony-hip Òtaste.Ó Then an old radio drop in about Nazi spies before he starts talking again. Here he discusses everything he played as if anyone is listening, mentions a Robert Wilson production at the ART as though he had seen it, then plays Eddie Cochran, that strange song of material dreams achieved: ÒSomething Else.Ó Otherwise, this whole show is composed of very typical late-eighties NYC downtown music: Laurie Anderson, Waits, Byrne, John Lurie, and on and onÉ Please make him stop talking... It is only later, after more fucking Tom Waits, Hodgman begins the proccess of shutting up.

TAPE 2: ÒRadio Consuelo 18 August 1989Ó:
Some time later and a little bit smarter. One of HÕs last regular shows, and well into Òthe jazz period of the program,Ó a term that is meaningless to all but him.

The Weather: Real Audio or MP3 (1:11)

After spacey jazz music, Charlie Christian music starts (hi-hat cymbal), and Hodgman does his intro by commenting on the weather. This is a time-honored radio convention that has never failed. ÒThis is my second to last show.Ó

CD Player?: Real Audio or MP3 (1:39)

After World Saxophone Quartet, Hodgman talks more. Historical curiosity: note Òour relatively new CD player.Ó Hodgman, with peerless foresight, announces that these newfangled CDs will never catch on. Then some maudlin talk again about how the last program is next week. Then Carmen McRae singing ÒWeÕre Having A Heat Wave.Ó I wish we could conclude that Hodgman has matured as a deejay, that he has begun outlining some sort of a proto-lounge esthetic. But the fact is, at 18 years old, Hodgman has the taste of a 40 year old from the 1960s. It has only gotten worse.

BONUS DROP-IN: Real Audio or MP3 (:58)

Found at the end of the tape by an anonymous Transom staff member. We are ever so curious to know why it didn't make Mr. Hodgman's list of recommended cuts.

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